Gurmen Shedder dawg for free......yung, doan got any brains and doan lissen at all.... too many teef and chompy. Carries us around when we doan wanna be carried. And doan stop when we bites! If yu want it, contact....Da Ferrets! Will ship in small box!
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Was this in the paper??
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If it was in the paper. OMG. I hope to heck it is just a joke.
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Nope, my ferrets posted it!!!They are getting ready to ship Skylar out to anyone who wants her.....only they are having a very hard time stuffing her in a shoe box! They figure that is more than big enough for her as she keeps putting them in a shoe box.......She is on a royal run today with them...hauling them everywhere and will not leave them alone. She is carrying one of them all over the house and no matter how many times he nips her, she just wags her tail and picks him up again and off she runs with him hanging out of her mouth like a furpiece! This is one habit I have been trying to break with her since I have had her and it does no good at all....she apparently sees them as puppies or something.
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Funny-my border collie mix would probably sell my sheltie on eBay if she could.
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I thought it was funny too, but I live in the deep south and I can really imagine someone putting in the paper this kind of ad.
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Poor Kim! I really feel bad for you if there are people who spell that bad! The ferrets are sssoooooo disgusted with Skylar right now. They told me it was either box her and ship her out or see what our chances are of getting her exorcised!! The way she has been bouncing off the walls today leads me to believe possession is her problem! At least she isn't putting any of them in the water bowl like usual!
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The way you describe her antics I can visualize quite well the chaos in your household. Putting them in the water dish???? hahahaha. As far as the spelling, take my word for it, there are quite a few illiterates down here. At least your ferrets are using phonics to spell. cuz i sure nuff unerstod.
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Chaos?? Yeah, that is a great description. I used to have one of those water fountains for the cats but one of the ferrets would lay in the dish part of it and let the water splash down on his belly.....and the cats were totally offended..... not gonna drink ferret flavored water! So they got their fountain moved up onto the island.....and now Skylar pushes a kitchen chair over to the island and hops up to steal their food... She sits in the chair and eats it and when you yell at her she gives me this look that says "but I am not on the table mom!" You can't win! These darn dogs are just way too smart really. They think... and that can be scary at times...
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My dogs keep trying to set my husband up on dates. They figure if he finds someone else, they will get to sleep on the furniture.
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Hmm, my two younger girls are trying to eat my husband!! They don't like him or trust him and are going after him in the morning... Of course getting through to him is like talking to a brick wall....I can train the dogs, I can train the cats, I can even train the ferrets but not him! He absolutely refuses to listen to me......what do I know!? I am just a woman and not his mother (Jewish male syndrome!) and one of these days he is gonna get bit.. This is driving me batty.........honestly?? I like the dogs better anyway!!
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lol meeze you crack me up, this thread is fantastic and really really hilarious. As to your hubby, you cant teach a man tricks all that often unless it involves a bedroom, or hockey, golf or other sport. It may be that his feet smell like steak or something else in the morning. men have never listened to women from the beginning of time so i doubt he will ever hear you unless you are talking about hockey or football. Its not just jewish men that have this symdrome, when it comes to my hubby the best way to discribe him is 'i am sharon osborne and he is ozzy.'
bye the way you said that one of these days he is gonna get bit, right? By who the girls or you?
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darn!! Do you think your guy and mine are related??? Sky says he "bugs" her.....and it is his fault if he gets bit! Try telling the goof that shutting out all the lights then shuffling down the hall slowly to the bedroom is NOT sexy!! It is tooo tempting to the shedders who are hiding in the closet! Maybe if I could get Peyton Manning or Chris Chelios to explain it to him he would listen.........nah!! He would be too busy asking for their autographs! You can teach an old dog a new trick but not a man.........
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Hmmm, sounds like this is an international epidemic. Actually my husband has infected my children too...well I still have hope for the youngest, but.... Hey is there a shot for this?
I get paid good money to give people my canine/animal advice, but my family just hear's "Blah, Blah, Blah." I'm just 'mom' and 'wifey'. Must be I dunno what the heck I's talkin 'bout. And..."I told you so is only rewarding the first few times."
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No kidding Gwen! I am at least lucky that two of my three sons listen.........the other one is a chip off the old stonehead! Never listens at all and is convinced he knows it all...and of course he has the worst behaved dog! I wish there was a shot for this but am not hopeful....the sad thing is, there are good men out there. In fact there actually appears to be some intelligent some here on the board who know what they are doing with their dogs... I guess we just lost the luck of the draw! What I hate is knowing some of this is deliberate....the hubby does not really like the younger two dogs as they won't fawn over him..........but he refuses to see that he has to make the effort with them! In his world they have to do all the work and he gets all the rewards. Doesn't work that way. The oldest is very neutral towards him....politely friendly at all times.... but in the beginning she was not. The other two are a lot younger... And the youngest is very much a one person dog.... all he does is yell at her.... he makes no effort at all to make up with her so why is he so surprised that she is not friends??